SPORTSMAN

the tie-break makes me nervous
my nerves are made of steel
if i would have the racket
i would make the deal

splish-splash into the pool
these guys swim far too slow
this is not a bathtub
that's what i would let them know

i'm a sportsman and i never lose
no game is too rough, no race is too tough
i'm a sportsman, can't you see?
i'm the champion in front of my tv screen


i survive all accidents
on the grand prix race and track
even if a car explodes
it's just a little gag

they sometimes need some doping
it's controls that they fear
but i don't need those dirty tricks
i rather drink my beer

i'm a sportsman and i never lose
no game is too rough, no race is too tough
i'm a sportsman, can't you see?
i'm the champion in front of my tv screen


shooting goals for victory
it's the job i would never fail
the silver for the losers
send them all to jail

i'm a sportsman and i never lose
no game is too rough, no race is too tough
i'm a sportsman, can't you see?
i'm the champion in front of my tv screen


[M & L: The Busters]

Release: "Couch Potatoes" (album)