IS IT TRUE?

i still can remember the first time i saw you
you were standing just right in front of me
down in the supermarket in the queue
you looked so pretty good and wonderful

i tried to talk to you and said 'hello'
but when you turned around something was wrong
you looked at me with your wonderful eyes
you became to scream and run away

is it true what they say?
your nose is too long
is it true what they say?
your ears are too big
is it true what they say that my hair is allright
but my third eye belongs to the other side?

i tried to find out what was wrong with my face
cause i couldn't believe what everybody told me
it is really impossible and hard to believe
but when i tried to take a look the mirror broke

is it true what they say?
your ass is too fat
is it true what they say?
you got smelly feet
is it true what they say that my hair is allright
but my third eye belongs to the other side?

when i walked trough the streets i had a strange feeling
all the people had disappeared where i was about
when i woke up next morning i saw the headline
"there is a monster in town - so people should stay at home"

is it true what they say?
your nose is too long
is it true what they say?
your ears are too big
is it true what they say that my hair is allright
but my third eye belongs to the other side?

is it true what they say?
your ass is too fat
is it true what they say?
you got smelly feet
is it true what they say that my hair is allright
but my third eye belongs to the other side?

[M & L: The Busters]

Release: "Couch Potatoes" (album)